The Hyborian Age

Apr. 12th, 2026 12:56 am
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“Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars.”

-Robert E. Howard, The Complete Chronicles of Conan


The Age of Hyboria AU






The Age of Hyboria was marked with barbarism, slavery and general nastiness. Only the strong or cunning typically survived here, this was no time for the slow or the weak. And so it was, that your character has found themselves born to this harsh world. Perhaps they seek to make a name for themselves, or perhaps they are just attempting to survive. Either way this is a time of adventure, promise, romance, wealth and opportunity. Well, for those who are willing to go the extra mile and snag them.

The only question left to ask is, what will you be? A hulking barbarian hailing from Cimmeria or a cunning mage from Stygia? Or perhaps you're a knight or soldier belonging to the kingdom of Aquilonia?


Either way how this works is as follows:

A: Go ahead and post your character, canon and preferences.
B: Comment around, the only way to get things started is to talk to everyone.
C: Choose a prompt, or just wing it! Either way, have fun. As a side note, the prompts below are only meant to be suggestions on getting started. Following in the spirit of the original world created by Robert E. Howard, I would recommend branching out and doing your own thing.


What is best in life? )

Weekly meme round-up: April 6 - 11

Apr. 12th, 2026 12:44 am
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Mod contact also available at [community profile] bakerstreetmods. Meme posters can tag their own posts. Additional tags can be requested.

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Carnival Season is Here~

Apr. 11th, 2026 11:32 pm
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We see that the carnival spirit inspires the transformation of absences into presence.
- David Danow


WHAT TO DO:

1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.

3. Reply to people!

4. Have fun~

options under cut )

The case of the missing notifications

Apr. 11th, 2026 11:58 pm
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I keep forgetting to post about this: we've been troubleshooting the "missing notifications" problem for the past few days. (Well, I say "we", really I mean Mark and Robby; I'm just the amanuensis.) It's been one of those annoying loops of "find a logical explanation for what could be causing the problem, fix that thing, observe that the problem gets better for some people but doesn't go away completely, go back to step one and start again", sigh.

Mark is hauling out the heavy debugging ordinance to try to find the root cause. Once he's done building all the extra logging tools he needs, he'll comment to this entry. After he does, if you find a comment that should have gone to your inbox and sent an email notification but didn't, leave him a link to the comment that should have sent the notification, as long as the comment itself was made after Mark says he's collecting them. (I'd wait and post this after he gets the debug code in but I need to go to sleep and he's not sure how long it will take!)

We're sorry about the hassle! Irregular/sporadic issues like this are really hard to troubleshoot because it's impossible to know if they're fixed or if they're just not happening while you're looking. With luck, this will give us enough information to figure out the root cause for real this time.

Run

Apr. 11th, 2026 07:42 pm
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On The Run Meme

Maybe something went wrong, or maybe it's just another normal day in your life, but you've found yourself on the run. Did you commit a crime, or cross the wrong person, or simply end up in the wrong place at the wrong time? Whatever the reason behind your situation is, your goal is the same: don't get caught.
 
How To Play
• Comment with your character, and if you're feeling ambitious put in a bit of a starter. Who are you running from and why?
• Respond to others, either as their partner on the run or part of the force chasing them.
• Have epic adventures, fall in love, utterly fail and get caught. See how it goes!
• RNG for some extra unpredictable fun.


Scenarios

1. Running from the cops. You broke the law, whether it was shoplifting or murder, and now you've got a warrant out for your arrest.
2. Attracted the wrong attention. You made someone angry, or obsessed, or otherwise drawn their ire and now they're after you.
3. Somewhere or somewhen. You've ended up in a place and/or time in which you're not welcome.
4. Wildcard!

Relationships
1. Friends (or more.) You've known each other for awhile and are on good terms, so hopefully you can rely on each other in this situation.
2. Circumstantial allies. Strangers, enemies, or otherwise you've ended up in this mess together, and it might benefit you both to cooperate.
3. Opposite sides. One of you is the runner, and the other is pursuing. Which will prevail?
4. Wildcard!

Complications

1. Late to the party. How many people did you piss off? In addition to whoever was already after you, someone else now is as well. Maybe they'll take each other out?
2. Confrontation. They've found you, and it's come down to a fight.
3. Disguise. You can't evade them, but you can hope they won't recognize you. Better be a good actor!
4. Wildcard!
 
 

Slings pipes

Apr. 11th, 2026 06:14 pm
[personal profile] indecisivesock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
A MEME FOR THE SIZE QUEENS

aka a meme about how size can matter

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THE FIGHT MEME

Apr. 11th, 2026 08:35 pm
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THE (easter) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

Prompts. )

Slowdancing

Apr. 11th, 2026 12:21 pm
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The Slowdancing Meme

Recommended Listening

Whether it's someone you know, someone you love, or someone you've never seen before, and whether it's at a ball, a prom or a garden party, whether it's in your living room, in your garden, sometimes you just want to hold someone close and sway with them. Feel their hand in yours, lead or follow, and feel them close. Steal a moment in time where nothing has to weigh on you but their head on your shoulder.


How to play

1. Comment with your character, fandom and any preferences

2. Pick other characters to tag out to

3. RNG from the following prompts, or come up with your own!

Prompts

1. A formal occasion - This could be a ball, a masquerade, a prom, a gala, a wedding. You're dressed up. Did you bring a date? Do you have room on your dance card? Are you hoping to catch someone's eyes?

2. A date - Not quite dressed up, but it's a special occasion. First date, anniversary, a chance encounter at an old fashioned music hall?

3. At home - Maybe it's 2am in the kitchen, maybe you want to charm them after a home cooked meal, maybe you just want to show that your record player and vinyls have special merit.

4. Wildcard

Would you kill to save a life

Apr. 11th, 2026 12:16 pm
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FORCED TO KILL
This meme could be triggery, so be warned


It's simple, you see. No matter if they're friend, foe, lover, or family, you must end their life.
1 : Post as your character; include name and canon of course!
2 : Respond to other people; you are now forced to kill that person
3 : Reasons for being forced can be anything, threat, duty, whatever.
4 : How you kill them, be it knife, poison, strangulation, is up to you.
5 : Profit..?

Inspired by a plurk meme floating around

Mid-fuck

Apr. 11th, 2026 07:20 am
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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
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smut 💋 picture prompts
top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

the room you can't leave until...

Apr. 11th, 2026 03:09 pm
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The Room You Can't Leave Until You [x]



A strange trope from the corners of Twitter and Pixiv that relies on the fact that sometimes the most in-character way to get what you want from characters... is to force it.

Two characters are stuck in a room- usually a completely featureless room- with a sign that steadfastly declares the door to the room will not open unless they complete a task. The task can range from something harmless and embarrassing to something full out R-18. Some people enjoy playing up the sadistic captivity of whoever would arrange such a thing while others just enjoy the premise as an excuse.
There's a lot of flexibility so be clear about anything you do/don't want to play out!

Level 1: Nothing but Talk.
1. Tell a Secret
2. Reveal Your Dark Past
3. Compliment the Other Person
4. Confess Your Love

Level 2: Let's get Physical.
1. Hug
2. Kiss
3. Princess Carry
4. Wall-pin (kabedon)

Level 3: We're Getting Spicy!
1. Make-out
2. Fondle a chest
3. Admit Your Kinks
4. Read-aloud a Bad Porn Script

Level 4: Flat-out Explicit!
1. Mutual masturbation
2. Give head
3. Try a new Kink
4. Have sex

Obviously these aren't the only options out there. Feel free to make up your own and label for sexual/violent content!

Got a canon-specific one? Put it in your toplevel! Really got something you want to play out? Put it in your toplevel! Only looking for the general levels, nothing remotely sexual? Put it in your toplevel! See someone not playing what you like? Mind your business and make your own toplevel!

Crush

Apr. 10th, 2026 06:21 pm
[personal profile] inuyasock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the big, fat crush meme


How to Play
[ Comment with your character and preferences. ]
[ Reply to others, using the RNG to determine your fate. ]
[ Feel free to be as serious or as self-aware as you'd like. ]
prompts )

Bondmates

Apr. 10th, 2026 02:58 pm
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WARRIOR/GUARDIAN AU MEME

In a world rife with war against monstrous fiends, there are those praised for their natural strength and healing abilities. Marked with a symbol which represents either a sword or shield, these individuals are further powered when contracted with those bearing the opposite symbol. Because of this, contracts are deemed mandatory once an individual turns eighteen years of age.

While contracted, Warriors (sword) and Guardians (shield) become sensitive to one another's emotional and physical states. The stronger the bond between them, the more power and abilities can be unlocked. While it's possible to form and break contracts at any given time, the result is a numb and draining sensation which takes time to recover from, making it in everyone's best interest to keep a lifelong contract. After all, the most legendary pairs are the ones who've been together for many years. And with monstrous armies constantly on the attack, the world needs all the help it can get.

Due to Warriors and Guardians being so vital to the city's survival, they are simultaneously treated as royalty by society and kept under close watch by the government. Powered individuals are assigned large and lavish living spaces within a closed community while Commoners, those who lack powers, are situated in surrounding mediocre homes. A vast shield around the city is among the greatest protection against monsters of the outside world, second to the combined power of brave Warrior and Guardian citizens.

But everything couldn't possibly run as smoothly as they do now without the help of Commoners. Everyone has an important role to play in the world. Which one have you been born into?

    HOW TO PLAY -
    • Post with your character and preferences.
    • Choose their role and feel free to include a brief summary of ideal partner personalities, job duties, etc.
    • Pick a prompt and tag around!

ROLES
  • Warrior: Those whose supernatural abilities lie in offensive attacks, physical strength, debuffing the enemy, etc.
  • Guardian: Those whose supernatural abilities lie in defensive attacks, support, healing, buffing allies, etc.
  • Commoner: Those who are born without any supernatural abilities. Commoners are viewed as second-class citizens, as their duties revolve around aiding Warriors and Guardians however they can. i.e. Maids, cooks, weaponsmiths, entertainers, etc.
  • Monster: Those who are the greatest threat to humankind. Because they also possesses supernatural abilities, it's been rumored that they share ancestral ties with Warriors and Guardians. Though Monsters are at war with humans, there are some who are indifferent to them altogether and choose a life of peace.

PROMPTS
  1. The Contract - Could this be your very first or possibly even your thirtieth? Whatever the case, you've trusted them enough to give them a glimpse into your soul so long as you're together. Will you take advantage of that vulnerability? Or use it to build a healthy relationship? Unfortunately, not all contracts are as perfect as they may seem on the surface.

  2. Training - Good teamwork is the difference between life and death so it's important to ensure you and your partner are focused and in sync, especially before a mission.

  3. Bonding - Physical intimacy between Warriors and Guardians is an experience unlike any other, but emotional intimacy is where it all begins. Spend some time together outside of combat, share in each other's interests, get to know their likes and dislikes. It might not seem important at first but in the long run it will make you both stronger.

  4. Mission Time - Is it a long and perilous journey outside the barrier to slay Monsters? A short and simple quest to gather special materials from a specific region? A reconnaissance mission to survey unexplored territory? Whatever you two were assigned, just remember what comes first: keeping each other alive.

  5. Aftercare - The aftermath of a mission can be incredibly taxing, both on the mind and body. Injuries may need to be tended to, emotional states may need to be realigned - especially if you or your partner came close to facing death. But hopefully your partner is there to provide the comfort you'll likely need in this time of vulnerability.

  6. Downtime - When you're busy training or working all the time, it's easy to forget just how lively the city can be. How do you choose to spend your free time in it? Partying the night away? Visiting friends and family? Or maybe you're the type who just likes to stay in for a quiet night.

  7. Different Classes - Whether they're a maid, tailor, or even family, Commoners make up the majority of the city's population. But even if society might see them as lesser doesn't mean they should be treated that way. Over the years, some may despise or be fearful of the supernaturally powered, but there are also some who've developed or maintained close relationships in spite of it all.

  8. Forbidden Love - It's illegal for Warriors and Guardians to develop romantic relations with Commoners, extremely taboo with those they aren't currently contracted to, and utterly unthinkable to even speak to Monsters. But love doesn't discriminate. If you have to sneak around to see your lover then so be it, but sooner or later your partner or the government is bound to find out, right?

  9. On the Run - For whatever reason, you and someone else have decided to start a new life far away from the city and its strict rules. It wasn't easy slipping away from under the government's watchful eye and it won't get any easier with monsters around every corner, but maybe you can find a way to make it work and live happily ever after. Just know that the government always finds a way to get what they want in the end.

  10. Wildcard - Mix and match or choose your own adventure!

Bodyguard

Apr. 10th, 2026 08:14 am
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the bodyguard meme

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Tinder

Apr. 9th, 2026 06:44 pm
[personal profile] quickied posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING

A word

Apr. 9th, 2026 06:35 pm
[personal profile] knitsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

find the word.
+ top level with your person. prefs/canon info/etc.
+ other people will reply with the first word that comes to their character's mind to describe yours. it could be about their appearance (consider this an 'are they beautiful?' meme if you wanna), their personality, or the mystique that may or may not surround (they're...interesting). break out the thesaurus.
+ your person reacts.
+ thread.

no touching

Apr. 9th, 2026 06:10 pm
[personal profile] liltuna posting in [community profile] bakerstreet






Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh, right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby. It looks like you've...


WOKE UP IN JAIL!


• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.

Let's hope you know your rights... )
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